Unacceptable.

Dear Cherry Maggots,

You are disgusting. How can something so beautiful and juicy harbor something as gross as you inside. You have ruined my dreams of cherry preserves and a fresh bowl of cherries on my table through September. You are nasty, and rest assured that I will do everything in my power to prevent you from ruining my cherries next year! Grr.

Watch your backs,
me.